Guess who's back (back back) back again( gain ain)

Yes guys, Narens back. To singapore and to blogging. I figured, since my NS enlistment date is is a couple of days(8th!), i might as well post on the internet, so people have something to remember me by in case i, i dunno, die haha! So awfully pessimistic. But it is a possibility. So i dusted the keys of my keyboard and started typing. I think im still jet-lagged though. Can you tell? from the many frays of my string of thought. So, the understatement of the year for me, the A levels are over! Yeah yeah fucking slow. It was over on like the 23rd of Nov (take that bio/lit/whateever other subject people haha). Ok, as i read this back, i realise it doesn't even have a semblance of flow. So im just gonna continue typing in this method. No use trying to salvage it now. Thats your job.

Yeah so back to topic. I just got back from australia yesterday night. It was quite awesome i must say. Day 1, dolphin resort, Day 2, shopping, Day 3, dreamworld, Day 4, movieworld, Day 5, jetski/beach, Day 6, back to Singapore. Yes that is a super summarised version of my trip. The details can probably be filled in by pictures which i will post on facebook in an album once i get them from my uncle(yes my uncle brought me, so nice right). The trip was worth the plane rides back and forth, seven hours of utter boredom, intersperesed with movies like The hangover, and Bruno, which is a fucking sick movie by the way. Not for the ladies haha. And, the flight crew on Quantas, are very different from SIA. See, Australia and other western countries, have a little something known as labour unions. Meaning, the company can't fire staff, just cause they've grown old or unattractive. Anyway, landed in Aussie, took a bus, then ferry to the Tangalooma dolphin resort. which is basically a desert island. We did sand boarding and fed dolphins and shit. Next day, left the island, went to some factory outlet for shopping, then to bloody chinatown for lunch. Then, went to Mt Nathan Winery. They taught us how to taste wine and stuff. I bought a bottle of Winter Blueberry. It is the sex i tell you. The wine has honey in it by the way. Very nice. Then some nougat and chocalate and souvenir shopping. Went back to the courtyard mariott where we were staying. Went out with my uncle. See at that point of time, Australia had some schoolie thing going on. Its like a giant three week long zoukout, celebrating the end of school for the Year 12s(Like us bascially). And its bloody supported by the government haha. So i managed to get in, cause i showed the bouncer my CJC library card. I tell you, it was awesome.(Come ask me in person how good it was ) Yeah so the next day, went to dreamworld. The rides are fantastic i tell you. I went for all the "thrill seeker" rides. Went back to hotel, went out drinking. Next day, went to movieworld. Took pictures with Batman(who was a rude SOB, true to character haha), shrek, daffy duck and sylvester(not the singapore idol guy ah), and marilyn monroe haha. Watched some batman show, some austin powers show(fuck yeah!!) some western show. The western show was funny, there was a portion where the badguy was going to hang someone, and the sheriff wanted to intervene, and the badguy's girl went "oh sheriff let him be, its been so long since i've seen a man well hung" hahaha! and another part, where the girl was gonna shoot the badguy and she was like "this is for all the times youve cheated on me" and he went "hell woman, youve only got six bullets" haha. Some hollywood stunt driving show which was so cool. And then the rides. My word, the rides. Go check them out. After movieworld, went back, dinner then slept early cause there was supposed to be a hot air balloon ride the next morning. Unfortunately, due to weather conditions it was cancelled. So we had breakfast, went to book a jetboat ride, went to the beach, ate iranian food, went for the jetboat ride(fun!), went to a wax museum, went back to the hotel, went to Hard Rock Cafe for dinner. I had a Purple Haze, got a souvenir glass, and i "borrowed" their menu of icons haha. Went back, slept. The next morning, balloon ride cancelled again, damn sian. Played pool, went to the airport, flight delayed, got on board, reached singapore. Bought a Vodka and a Whiskey from the Duty Free, Whiskey for my brother. Got screwed by my parents as a result haha. And that's my Australia trip. Im going prom shopping today. haha

It's over!

Prelims are over, As are less then two months away, sexx. Went out for dinner last night, to Happy Daze, in Gardens. Not bad at all. Played L4D before that. Got owned man. Going gym and movie later, but i think everyone i'm supposed to meet are still asleep.

So funny

"Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
give them a little DNA in the bedroom
and they give you a baby
So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit"
Hahaha so so funny

Life's picking up :)

Studying doesn't seem so sian, maybe cause i'm getting used to it. prelims next week, must bulk up on content. For some reason, today seems like the last day of school. Naren has been a happy boy for the past few days.what with those outings :D and getting spotted by random cjc people yesterday at lido. Nicholas lim called me from a bus to tell me that him and all the t32 guys could see me from their bus. Louis and jason took photos i think haha. Fun fun fun. but the next time i can go out is probably only after prelims ): oh well, that's what a handphone's for

The Definition of Sex

An injection with a passion to the midsection from a projection without any objection and hopefully no infection :)

Naren's blog doesn't pawn erotic poetry like it used to

Sale on threadless.com now apparently, anyone wants to collaborate with me and colin to save shipping costs? Prelims are less then a month away. Who want's to start over?

Oh grow up. and though it's anatomically impossible for you, grow a pair.